You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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