I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
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And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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