you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
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