Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
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I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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