That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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