we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just gift wrapped bread.
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i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
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Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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