How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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