Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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