I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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