I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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