I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
We don't watch enough power rangers
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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