I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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