do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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