Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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