I love black thongs
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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