Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
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You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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