You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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