Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
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i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
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Well puke fest 2014 just happened
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
He has the fingertips of a God
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