Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
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After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
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She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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