2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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