Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
