I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
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How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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