My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
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They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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