Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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