Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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