That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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