He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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