Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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