It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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