i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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