if only i could text you this smell
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
i now understand why vodka
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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