You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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