I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Do plants get herpes?
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