she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
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It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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