I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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