brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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