i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I AM VODKA MAN
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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