she looked like the bat from fern gully.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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