Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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