does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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