Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Randomize
