Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
you will always have a special place in my vag
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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