Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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