Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Im part way to drunk.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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