Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
then he tried to convert me to islam
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
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you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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