"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I wanna passion pit in your ass
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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