I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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