I love black thongs
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
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