Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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