I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
