And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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