at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Just took my morning after pill in the library
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
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I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
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Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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