and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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