There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
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Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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